Saturday, August 14, 2010

Aaaarrrggghhhh!

Dear Lucy,
Seems that Option Care is now hiring again.
I had an interview with my old boss who is drooling at the thought of hiring me back to schedule again. Except for one thing.
Apparently my use of colorful language in the office has left a bad taste in the mouth of the general manager who is Mormon.
Now, in my defense, scheduling is a cuss-worthy position there. If Jesus had the gig, he'd be kicking trash cans and using his own name in vain!
So, I am going to start using this: Captain Haddock's Curses: Macrocephalic baboon! Megacycle. Megacycle Pyromaniac! Mameluke! Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! MisterMule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons!
You can find the entire list at "the Cult of Tintin".

2 comments:

  1. Good luck with that. Does that mean you got hired??

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  2. Hey! Are congrats in order? Are you going to leave the colorful world of cab driving and go back to the office? Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Inquiring minds want to know!!

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