Wednesday, March 10, 2010

A Breech of Security

Dear Lucy,
This morning Lucy and I had a disagreement. She had found a way to get out of the fence and decided that it would be great fun to watch me chase her through the apartment complex in my pajamas and slippers. In the rain. And the wet grass. With a cold.
I caught her eventually but at one point I felt like Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heros chasing Lucy and screaming, "come back here, there has never been an escape from Stalaag Thirteen!"
If you are too young to remember that program, Damn you anyway! You'll be old someday!

--Kathy

Monday, March 8, 2010

Cab-in Fever

Dear Lucy,
So I haven't written in a month but, there hasn't been much going on.
I have started a job as a cabbie for Yellow Cab company, and I assure you, I will now have lots to write about.
Yes, yes, cab driving is dangerous, and yes, yes, there aren't many women cabbies.
But when did I ever do anything normal?
So, I shall try and be more diligent about writing on this blog now that I will have more to write about...like the woman I picked up the other day who spent $28.70 for a ride to Jack in the Box and back, plus purchased $14.oo in food. Sating an addiction? Priceless!
--Kathy