This morning Lucy and I had a disagreement. She had found a way to get out of the fence and decided that it would be great fun to watch me chase her through the apartment complex in my pajamas and slippers. In the rain. And the wet grass. With a cold.
I caught her eventually but at one point I felt like Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heros chasing Lucy and screaming, "come back here, there has never been an escape from Stalaag Thirteen!"
If you are too young to remember that program, Damn you anyway! You'll be old someday!