Monday, January 11, 2010

Oh, the Shock of it all...

Dear Lucy,

Today Mark McGwire, the baseball player to hit 70 home runs in one season, admitted to using steroids.


The man had the body of the Hulk, of course he used steroids!

Of course, he had good reason to do this. He was merely trying to stay healthy to merit his multi-million dollar pay check. Oh, and he was trying to drum up excitement for the game of baseball after the devastating strike.

Uh huh.

As Sheryl Crow sings in "Steve McQueen", "We got rock stars in the Whitehouse and all our pop stars look like porn, all our hero's hit the highway, cause they don't hang out here no more".
Who are the hero's the kids are emulating these days?
No wonder I drink!

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